Crazy, Crazy 2

I mentioned last week that Ed Young performed an exceptional service for ministry types (or frankly, anyone who deals with people) by identifying characteristics of crazy, crazy people. Here are 8-13. You can tell crazy people because:



9. They dress in the full uniform of the team they cheer for. Shoulder pads, helmet, the whole nine yards.



10. They always talk about their dysfunction. They marinate in their difficult kids, their loveless marriage, their awful job situation.



11. They have crazy pets. "If your cat is jacked up, you are crazy."



12. They answer the phone ‘mmmmyellow?’



13. After you finish speaking, they are the first people who come up to you, but the last ones to speak. That way they get your undivided attention.





What would you add to the list?