We ordered an exciting gift for the kids, one of the larger and pricier Christmas gifts we’ve given. Of course, it is delivered to the house mere moments after Kadie leaves to go pick up Skeeter from school and mere moments before she returns. When the Fed Ex truck pulled up to the house, Scooter looked outside into the car port to see the Fed Ex guy dropping off two large packages. According to our neighbor (who was walking by at the time), the following conversation took place:
Idiot FedEx Guy: “Oh, I’ll just leave these here in the carport.”
Scooter: “What are they?”
Idiot FedEx Guy: “I can’t tell you that, they might be your Christmas present.”
Scooter: “Oh.”
Scooter then starts to close the door.
Idiot FedEx Guy: “Just kidding, it’s a trampoline.”
Scooter “Are you sure you delivered it to the right house?”
Idiot FedEx Guy: “Yep, this is the correct address.”
Then as the Idiot FedEx Guy started to get in his van, he sees my neighbor and comments “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that.”
Words fail me.
4 comments:
Scooter deserves a special gift first for keeping a secret from the other sibs and second for having her big surprise gift spoiled. A special gift card could work.
G-M
Agreed. She's been threatened within an inch of her life if she so much as breathes a word to her younger sibs...
Threatened by Kadie or Taran>? Kadie - I would be quiet.....Taran...hehehe....lol. My bunny slippers would not even be worried. :)
BLO
That guy is a moron...doesnt' he know any better. Duh!!
PT Girl
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